Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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penis hehehehe

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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BWAT

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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