- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Penis!

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

I cant think of one (._. )

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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