- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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