How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

S.O.P.A

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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