how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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That's Racist

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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