- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Flab

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Lebron Traveled

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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