What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Don't think of granny porn

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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