What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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anne hatthaway

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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