How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Your mom

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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