whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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