On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Du bist mein Kampf

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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*you're

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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