What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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