You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Du bist mein Kampf

gay rights

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Women's rights...

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Jake Bowar

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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