- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Ass

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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