What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Flab

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Lebron Traveled

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

The WNBA.

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