Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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