- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Is this a chair?

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Jake Bowar

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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