What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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