Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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