Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Penis!

Unflushed Shit...

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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