A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Rock mattress.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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