Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Asians...

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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read this

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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