What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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