solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

123 Main street

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Anti Joke

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