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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Rock mattress.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What is black but also yellow? A song.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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