- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Left. That one direction...

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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