What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

The 19th Amendment

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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