Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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