Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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ugh good riddance

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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