Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Nathan Gooderson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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