What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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