There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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