A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

penis hehehehe

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Women's rights.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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