1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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