What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats really hot the sun

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Chayton

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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