- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

An iguana walks out of a bar

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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