Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What is worse

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Your Mom

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What's up? A direction...

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

who eats pencils asians

What is black but also yellow? A song.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Good.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

OBAMA

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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