Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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123 Main street

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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