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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

why did Max cry??? chicken

Pickles

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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