What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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