Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Flab

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

How do magnets work?

69

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What is worse than hell?

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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