Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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womens rights

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Anne Frank.

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Unflushed Shit...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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