- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

knock knock

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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