- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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