A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Compton

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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That's Racist

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Can I touch it?

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Matty B

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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