Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

womens rights

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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