- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Left. That one direction...

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

whats funny? ebola and 911

whats better than 24................. 25

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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