a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

123 Main street

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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