So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

minced oaths

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

A British man walks into a dental office.

womens rights

Unflushed Shit...

Anne Frank.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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