- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Unflushed Shit...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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