What's up? A direction...

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Your mom goes to college

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

How much is an abortion? A life

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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