- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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