What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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