- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Will you marry me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

penis hehehehe

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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