How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

my mom raped yerr foot

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Nathan Gooderson.

Unflushed Shit...

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

A fat boy walked into a party

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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