- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How do magnets work?

whats young and never moved? still born baby

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Roses are red Violets are penis

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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