- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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