Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

A fat boy walked into a party

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

I cant think of one (._. )

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Tennesse

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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