Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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penis

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Women's rights.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What's up? A direction...

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Your Mom

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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