what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Tennesse

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Don't think of granny porn

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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women

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Is this a chair?

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Jake Bowar

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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