why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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