Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

123 Main street

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Lebron Traveled

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

john liked the paper........ so he took it

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