What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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