what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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