A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What's up? A direction...

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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math test 2=2

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