Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

ugh good riddance

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

robin, get in the car.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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