An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Rock mattress.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Sex. That is all.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

OBAMA

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Anti Joke

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