- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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