Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

I cant think of one (._. )

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

That's Racist

whats funny? ebola and 911

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Gestapo.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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