- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cows go moo.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Knock knock runs away laughing

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

roses are red, violets are violet

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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