Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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c+t+c?

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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