- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

What's up? A direction...

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Ben Colbert is gay

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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