Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

womens rights

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Du bist mein Kampf

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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