Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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ugh good riddance

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Is this a chair?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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