- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

BWAT

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

democracy

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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