What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Unflushed Shit...

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Du bist mein Kampf

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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