What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Womens Rights.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What is next?

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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