Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Pickles

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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