Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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