Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Nathan Gooderson.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

knock knock

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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