Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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