- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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