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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Roses are red Violets are penis

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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