Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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