Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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YOU IS DUM

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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