You smell bad? Cool.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Halo < COD

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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