- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

How much is an abortion? A life

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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