You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Knock Knock Come in

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Hi Jacob You cool

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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It says so on your cap.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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