Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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