Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Woman's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

thumb_up thumb_down -8

ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

k

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

thumb_up thumb_down -10

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops