"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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c+t+c?

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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OBAMA

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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