- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

You smell bad? Cool.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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