How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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imadewords

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Once upon a time.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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