What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Your Mom

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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