You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Your mom

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Tennesse

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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