I cant think of one (._. )

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

whats funny? ebola and 911

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Don't think of granny porn

women

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Is this a chair?

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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