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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

The 19th Amendment

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.