Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Your mom

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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