- Anti Joke

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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