why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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That's unfortunate.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Will you marry me?

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