-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Your mom

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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