- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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