If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What is a question?

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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