Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Your mom

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Tennesse

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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