How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Women's rights.

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Rock mattress.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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who eats pencils asians

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Anti Joke

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