Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Unflushed Shit...

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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That's Racist

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Gestapo.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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