- Anti Joke

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus