What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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That's Racist

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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