Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What is a question?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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