Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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