Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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