- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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