How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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penis

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Rock mattress.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Your Mom

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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