Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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