What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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