A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +27

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Nathan Gooderson.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops