What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Womens Rights.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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