There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

my mom raped yerr foot

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Nathan Gooderson.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Unflushed Shit...

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

A fat boy walked into a party

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

I cant think of one (._. )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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