Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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