- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Hey, we're both lawyers.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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