- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

who eats pencils asians

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

c+t+c?

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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