why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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