Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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knock knock

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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