- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

oh hiya come in

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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