Knock Knock It's Open!

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Chayton

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Turn around.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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The 19th Amendment

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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