- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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