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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

That's Racist

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Don't think of granny porn

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Period Blood

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

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