Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Chuck Norris.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Anti Joke

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