A woman leaves the kitchen.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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