Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Anti Joke

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