An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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