what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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