What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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poop

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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penis

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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