What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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penis hehehehe

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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