Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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