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Du bist mein Kampf

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

who smells? •Liam

whats better than 24................. 25

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

gay rights

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Don't think of granny porn

women

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Women's rights...

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Jake Bowar

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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