A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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