Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

whats really hot the sun

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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