What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

The 19th Amendment

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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