Jake Bowar

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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YOLO

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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