1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

France never surrender.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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