What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Where's my tractor?

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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