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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

France never surrender.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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