What flys? A fly

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Asians...

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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read this

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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