Chuck Norris.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Is this a chair?

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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