Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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