timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Gestapo.

whats better than 24................. 25

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Is this a chair?

Jake Bowar

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Anti Joke

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