Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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That's Racist

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Don't think of granny porn

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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