- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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