Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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