- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

BWAT

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

democracy

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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