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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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