There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

my mom raped yerr foot

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Nathan Gooderson.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

A fat boy walked into a party

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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