Anne Frank.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Du bist mein Kampf

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

gay rights

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Don't think of granny porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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