What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Period Blood

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Jake Bowar

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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