what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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