- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

whats better than 24................. 25

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Frown is a four letter word.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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