What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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penis

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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