Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

123 Main street

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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