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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

I cant think of one (._. )

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

That's Racist

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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