What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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*you're

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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women

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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