- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

A Banana wrote this...

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Is this a chair?

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