- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

whats funny? ebola and 911

what do you call a black man named mike

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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