Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

ps3

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

minced oaths

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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