Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Anne Frank.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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