a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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