Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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robin, get in the car.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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