How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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