Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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