Will gropes Ebola victims

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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i love antijokes

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What's up? A direction...

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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