What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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