What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Left. That one direction...

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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