Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

oh hiya come in

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

I cant think of one (._. )

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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