Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

"Hello." "Hi."

What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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