Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

The 19th Amendment

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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