- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Period Blood

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

My friends are like trampolines I have none

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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