Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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YOLO

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Canida

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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