Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Barack Obama

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

The 19th Amendment

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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