- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

The Holocaust

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

why did Max cry??? chicken

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Hellen Keller

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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