Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Turn around.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Hello

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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