Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Gestapo.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Womens Rights.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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