- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

why did Max cry??? chicken

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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