- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Penis!

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Unflushed Shit...

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

I cant think of one (._. )

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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