- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

I cant think of one (._. )

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Tennesse

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

whats funny? ebola and 911

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

women

Don't think of granny porn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Jake Bowar

Is this a chair?

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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