Susie has Autism

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

The 19th Amendment

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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