- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

The Holocaust

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Whats9+10 19

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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