What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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A Banana wrote this...

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What is next?

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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