What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Barack Obama

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

poop

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Will gropes Ebola victims

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