- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

who smells? •Liam

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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