- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

What's up? A direction...

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Roses are red Violets are penis

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

You smell bad? Cool.

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