Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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BWAT

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Anti Joke

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