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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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