- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

42.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

I cant think of one (._. )

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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