- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

The Holocaust

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

roses are red, violets are violet

why did Max cry??? chicken

Knock knock runs away laughing

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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