Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Anti Joke

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