- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Don't think of granny porn

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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