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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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