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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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