Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Rock mattress.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Sex. That is all.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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