Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Chayton

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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