Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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