What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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123 Main street

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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