Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Sex. That is all.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Lil' Wayne

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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