Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Chayton

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

The 19th Amendment

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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