Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

thumb_up thumb_down +5

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops