- Anti Joke

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

anne hatthaway

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.