timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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who smells? •Liam

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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A Banana wrote this...

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

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