- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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