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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What is worse

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

who eats pencils asians

Your Mom

What's up? A direction...

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Good.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

OBAMA

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