How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

The 19th Amendment

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

123 Main street

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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