- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

SC Johnson a Family Company

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

My friends are like trampolines I have none

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Period Blood

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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