Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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womens rights

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Nathan Gooderson.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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