Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Penis-Pump

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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