My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Justin Bieber

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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