- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom goes to college

How much is an abortion? A life

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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