What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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im a selling a car

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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whats really hot the sun

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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