A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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planking.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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anne hatthaway

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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YOLO

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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