What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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