What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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