Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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whats better than 24................. 25

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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women

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Women's rights...

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Is this a chair?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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