¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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womens rights

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Anne Frank.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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