Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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womens rights

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Unflushed Shit...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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