What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats really hot the sun

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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