2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down +38

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

thumb_up thumb_down +28

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock, Knock. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops