- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Whats9+10 19

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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