im a selling a car

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Period Blood

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Jake Bowar

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Susie has Autism

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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The 19th Amendment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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