What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Anti Joke

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