Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Hellen Keller

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Pickles

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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minced oaths

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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World Peace

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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