Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

The Economy

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Flab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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