Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

It says so on your cap.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

You smell bad? Cool.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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