Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

knock knock

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Penis!

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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