what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

penis

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Women's rights.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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