Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

my mom raped yerr foot

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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