The Economy

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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What's up? The sky.

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Hello

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What is worse

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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