Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Is this a chair?

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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