- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's Racist

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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whats really hot the sun

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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