What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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You smell bad? Cool.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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