What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

whats better than 24................. 25

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

That's Racist

whats funny? ebola and 911

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Gestapo.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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