A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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