- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

robin, get in the car.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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