Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Men's rights.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Will you marry me?

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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