Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Men's rights.

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Will you marry me?

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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penis hehehehe

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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