How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Frown is a four letter word.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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