Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Chaney is a dumb b****

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

42.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

I cant think of one (._. )

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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