A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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