What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Knock knock (No one is home)

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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