Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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