what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Japan called... They need help.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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