1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What is black but also yellow? A song.

who eats pencils asians

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...