How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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