How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Pickles

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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