what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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