Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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