- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Nathan Gooderson.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

A fat boy walked into a party

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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