a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Women's rights.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

whats young and never moved? still born baby

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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