A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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That's Racist

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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