Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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knock knock

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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