A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Chayton

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

123 Main street

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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