- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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