Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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maddie latino

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Women's rights.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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How do magnets work?

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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ha.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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