what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Lebron Traveled

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Your Mom

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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