whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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