You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Obama-Care

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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