My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Anti Joke

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