- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Unflushed Shit...

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Gestapo.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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