What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What's up? A direction...

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Your mom goes to college

How much is an abortion? A life

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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