- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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