When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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The Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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