what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What flys? A fly

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