Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

World Peace

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

minced oaths

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Penis!

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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