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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Chayton

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

123 Main street

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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