Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Chicken

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Rock mattress.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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