Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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minced oaths

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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