Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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The WNBA.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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The Holocaust

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Anti Joke

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