Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

How do u shit With ur ass

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Du bist mein Kampf

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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