What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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