what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

why did Max cry??? chicken

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

ps3

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

minced oaths

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Anti Joke

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