A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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