I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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whats really hot the sun

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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