What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

why did Max cry??? chicken

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Unflushed Shit...

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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