What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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math test 2=2

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The WNBA.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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