So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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