why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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That's Racist

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Anti Joke

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