- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Knock Knock It's Open!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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