What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Women's rights.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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