That's Racist

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Womens Rights.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Chuck Norris.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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