why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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You smell bad? Cool.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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