What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Rock mattress.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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