What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anne Frank.

Nathan Gooderson.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

whats funny? ebola and 911

Gestapo.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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