what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Hello

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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