Jake Bowar

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Chayton

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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