What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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who eats pencils asians

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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