Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What is worse

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

The WNBA.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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