One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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