how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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