- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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