Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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