You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Du bist mein Kampf

whats funny? ebola and 911

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

gay rights

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Don't think of granny porn

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Women's rights...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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