- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

That's Racist

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

women

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Gestapo.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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