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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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