Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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i love antijokes

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Rock mattress.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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who eats pencils asians

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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