What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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