your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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womens rights

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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