Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Chaney is a dumb b****

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Anne Frank.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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