How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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