- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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