- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Unflushed Shit...

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Penis!

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

I cant think of one (._. )

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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