Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What is worse

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What's up? A direction...

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who eats pencils asians

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Your Mom

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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OBAMA

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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