What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Frown is a four letter word.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Knock Knock It's Open!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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