What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Rock mattress.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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