why did Max cry??? chicken

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

minced oaths

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

A British man walks into a dental office.

womens rights

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