A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

SC Johnson a Family Company

Period Blood

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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