What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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