Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Will gropes Ebola victims

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Women's rights.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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