Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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math test 2=2

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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