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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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World Peace

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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