Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Tennesse

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Don't think of granny porn

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women

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