Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Chayton

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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anne hatthaway

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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