- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

I cant think of one (._. )

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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