- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

I cant think of one (._. )

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Gestapo.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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