What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Your mom goes to college

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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