- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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