What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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c+t+c?

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The WNBA.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Anti Joke

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