What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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