Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Whats9+10 19

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Amputations.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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womens rights

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Nathan Gooderson.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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