- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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