Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Jake Bowar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Knock Knock It's Open!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

whats really hot the sun

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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