Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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ha.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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monkey sponge

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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