Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Gabe Mercado

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Knock Knock Come in

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