whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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World Peace

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Anti Joke

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