- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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