Barack Obama

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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