- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Halo < COD

math test 2=2

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

The Holocaust

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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