Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Anne Frank.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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