Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Frown is a four letter word.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

-When is a door not a door? -Never

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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