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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

anne hatthaway

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

YOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****