whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Nathan Gooderson.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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