Knock Knock. Come in.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Canada

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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