What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Womens Rights.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

My friends are like trampolines I have none

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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