- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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