- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Womens rights

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

why did Max cry??? chicken

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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