- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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