- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

womens rights

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

what do you call a black man named mike

whats funny? ebola and 911

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