A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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