Chaney is a dumb b****

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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42.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Anti Joke

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