Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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World Peace

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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