nathan palmer has a big head !

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Don't rape me!

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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68 :)

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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austins gay lolololol

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Hi colton

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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