What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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