whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

A baby seal walks into a club...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

nathan palmer has a big head !

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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