What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Rock mattress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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