The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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