- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anne Frank.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the asian die? he was driving

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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