What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Women's rights.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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