Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

planking.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

anne hatthaway

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

YOLO

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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