Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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