Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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