john liked the paper........ so he took it

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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YOU IS DUM

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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