- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Hellen Keller

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Knock knock runs away laughing

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Pickles

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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