A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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