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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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