- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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