your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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i love antijokes

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666

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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