Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Barack Obama

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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