- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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