- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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