First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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