Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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