What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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