- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

This is my joke. funny

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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