Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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poop

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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