A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Pickles

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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