What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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gay rights

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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