What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Du bist mein Kampf

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

That's Racist

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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