Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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