- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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