nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Is this a chair?

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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