What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Paul Dylan King!

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

oh hiya come in

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

why did Max cry??? chicken

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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