A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Frown is a four letter word.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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