- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Knock knock runs away laughing

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