What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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YOU IS DUM

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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penis hehehehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Halo < COD

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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