Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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The WNBA.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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