Knock knock *runs away laughing*

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

womens rights

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Anne Frank.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Unflushed Shit...

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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