- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Jake Bowar

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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