What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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poop

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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