- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Unflushed Shit...

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

who smells? •Liam

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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