- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

World Peace

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

minced oaths

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Penis!

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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