- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

A baby seal walks into a club...

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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