Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Anne Frank.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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I cant think of one (._. )

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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