What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Barack Obama

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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