a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Left. That one direction...

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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