where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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That's Racist

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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whats really hot the sun

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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