Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

the your face joke

"Hello." "Hi."

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Halo < COD

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Anti Joke

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