Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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