What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Susie has Autism

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

The 19th Amendment

Barack Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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