Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Chayton

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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