whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

9/11/2001

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

imadewords

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

OBAMA

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

c+t+c?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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