Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Wolf Pussy

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Womens' rights.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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