- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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