- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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