- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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