- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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