Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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