Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Paul Dylan King!

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