[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

poop

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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