- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

It says so on your cap.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Will you marry me?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Knock Knock. Come in.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

A: Knock knock. B: <>

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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