What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Lil' Wayne

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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