Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Knock Knock It's Open!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Barack Obama

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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