A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Left. That one direction...

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Penis!

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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don't look behind you

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Gestapo.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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