- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock (No one is home)

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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