Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Hellen Keller

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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womens rights

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Penis!

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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