- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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