The WNBA.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Good.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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You smell bad? Cool.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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