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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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