Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Gestapo.

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Is this a chair?

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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