- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

A. Hey.. B. Hi

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Black Poeple

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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