What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Hellen Keller

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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