- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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