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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

what do you call a black man named mike

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

penis that is all

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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