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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Sarah Palin is President

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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