What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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