A woman comes at the doctor.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What is Earth made out of? Earth

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

c+t+c?

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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