- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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