- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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