An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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