Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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YOLO

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Sonic

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Penis

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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