why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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guess what chicken butt

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Compton

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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who smells? •Liam

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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