- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Frown is a four letter word.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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