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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Nathan Gooderson.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Whats 9 + 10? 19

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Knock, knock. Come in.......

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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