like for a handjob.

Why was Timmy sad?

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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