How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Your mom

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What is next?

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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