- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Knock Knock Come in

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

YOLO

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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