whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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It says so on your cap.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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