what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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The WNBA.

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This is my joke. funny

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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dfghfgdfhfdhfgdfghdfh

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the guy below me is gay

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Your mom goes to college

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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penis hehehehe

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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