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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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