What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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