- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Woman's Rights.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

The WNBA.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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