nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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