Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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penis hehehehe

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223

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Women's football

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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