a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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