Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Anne Frank.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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