Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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