what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Gestapo.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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women leaving the kitchen

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Jake Bowar

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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