boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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BWAT

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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