Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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whats really hot the sun

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Chayton

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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