- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Your mom

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do you call a black man named mike

whats funny? ebola and 911

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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