So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Lebron Traveled

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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