- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

who smells? •Liam

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

"Up to 50% off."

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12