There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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who eats pencils asians

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Your mom goes to college

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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