How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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who smells? •Liam

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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