Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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