What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Turn around.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Hello

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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