- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

A fat boy walked into a party

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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