Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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