what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What's up? A direction...

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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The WNBA.

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