- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Anti jokes.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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