Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Nathan Gooderson.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Hellen Keller

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

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