why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Sarah Palin is President

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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