- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Don't think of granny porn

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

That's Racist

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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