Knock knock *runs away laughing*

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Hellen Keller

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

minced oaths

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Nathan Gooderson.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Anne Frank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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