Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Canada

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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