What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Steve Jobs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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