Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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