What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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the your face joke

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Halo < COD

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