- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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