- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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