- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Womens rights

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Pickles

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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