your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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gay rights

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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