- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Paul Dylan King!

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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