- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Woman's Rights.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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