What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Lebron Traveled

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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