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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Do you need any assistance?

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Star Wars

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

robin, get in the car.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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