Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Your mom

whats funny? ebola and 911

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

what do you call a black man named mike

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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