Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Vagina-Boob

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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im a selling a car

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Star Wars

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