Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Woman's Rights.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What's up? A direction...

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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It says so on your cap.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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