- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

T-Dog scare me

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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