How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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