What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

women's rights

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

666

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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