There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Is this a chair?

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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