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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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