- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What sucks?

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Hellen Keller

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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