- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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