The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Turn around.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Hello

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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