- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Women's rights.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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