Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Is this a chair?

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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who smells? •Liam

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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poop

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Hey

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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