silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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It says so on your cap.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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