How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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YOU IS DUM

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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