Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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OBAMA

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This is my joke. funny

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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c+t+c?

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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the your face joke

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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