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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Knock, Knock. Come in.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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