Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

Paul Dylan King!

What abou three times

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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