Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Rock mattress.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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