What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Amputations.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Anti Joke

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