Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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It says so on your cap.

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ss sa asd g dg asd g asd g sdg s dg sad g ads g s dg sad g sadg as dg as dg sdg ds gs dg sdg sd g sdg sd g sdg ds gsd g ds g sdg sd g sdg sd g sdg as sdg know i'm sayin?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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