Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Sarah Palin is President

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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