Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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