yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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9/11

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Anti Joke

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