Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

There's no "i" in tim.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Anti Joke

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