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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock Knock Come in

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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