- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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c+t+c?

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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