How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Women's rights.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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S.O.P.A

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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T-Dog scare me

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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It says so on your cap.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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