- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Is this a chair?

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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