What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Anne Frank.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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I cant think of one (._. )

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42.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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