What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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That's Racist

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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