Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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