- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

oh hiya come in

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Whats9+10 19

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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