A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Steve Jobs.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Vagina-Boob

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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