A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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minced oaths

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Anti Joke

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