Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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