Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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