-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Chuck Norris.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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