- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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