- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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