Du bist mein Kampf

I cant think of one (._. )

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Tennesse

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

whats better than 24................. 25

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

SC Johnson a Family Company

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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