What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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