Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Lebron Traveled

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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