What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Jokes are funny.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Romney 2012

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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