What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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the your face joke

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Womens rights

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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