Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Black Veil Brides.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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