What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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