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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What is worse than hell?

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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