- Anti Joke

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

A baby seal walks into a club...

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!