Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

The Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

why did Max cry??? chicken

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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