Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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