My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Chuck Norris.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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