what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

To mamas so fat shes fat

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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