If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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who smells? •Liam

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Susie has Autism

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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robin, get in the car.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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