A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

guess what? chicken butt.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

hey.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Do you need any assistance?

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Poopsack Jones

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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