- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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