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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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