What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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planking.

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Susie has Autism

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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