Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

ps3

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Amputations.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

womens rights

A British man walks into a dental office.

Nathan Gooderson.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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