- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

why did Max cry??? chicken

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