- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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