What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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