My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Women's rights.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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