Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Frown is a four letter word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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