What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Pickles

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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42.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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