What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Amputations.

minced oaths

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

World Peace

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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