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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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