If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Period Blood

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

women's rights

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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