- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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