- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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