Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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minced oaths

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Amputations.

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women

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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