- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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