- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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