what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Flab

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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