Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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