what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

who eats pencils asians

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Ben Colbert is gay

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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