Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Flab

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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