- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What's up? A direction...

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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