- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

YOU IS DUM

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

the your face joke

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

A day without sunshine is like night.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Knock knock (No one is home)

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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