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Chuck Norris.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

To mamas so fat shes fat

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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