A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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