What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Obama is a good president.

What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

I am Skaldak!

Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

Womens rights.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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