What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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8============D PEN1S

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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