- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

What's the best anti joke? this one

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Obama is a good president.

A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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