- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What is the best part about football The scoring

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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