How do u shit With ur ass

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Gestapo.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Your mom

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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