Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Knock Knock It's Open!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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