- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

womens rights

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

How do u shit With ur ass

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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