How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Your mom

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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