whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

It says so on your cap.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Roses are red Violets are penis

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

You smell bad? Cool.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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