A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Susie has Autism

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

planking.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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