How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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