if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

planking.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Susie has Autism

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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