Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Anne Frank.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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