Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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