- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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