- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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