I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Turn around.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Hello

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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