- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Penis!

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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