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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Chayton

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

S.O.P.A

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Homework.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Anti jokes.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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