- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

math test 2=2

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Womens' rights.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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