Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's up? The sky.

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Hello

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What is worse than hell?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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