how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Looks through the peephole.

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womens rights

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Penis!

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