There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What's up? A direction...

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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The WNBA.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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monkey sponge

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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OBAMA

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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