- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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