what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What is worse than hell?

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Will you marry me?

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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