why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Men's rights.

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Anti Joke

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