i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Anne Frank.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

I cant think of one (._. )

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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