Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

who eats pencils asians

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Your mom goes to college

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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