whats pale and white your ass.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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