Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Gestapo.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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