why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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