There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Don't think of granny porn

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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