How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Tennesse

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Is this a chair?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Anti Joke

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