Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Susie has Autism

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Enchilada

Chayton

S.O.P.A

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

To mamas so fat shes fat

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Barack Obama

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Hello

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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