Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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