Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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