how do you kill jesus? with a knife

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

I cant think of one (._. )

Penis!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

Gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

who smells? •Liam

Anti Joke

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