Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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oh hiya come in

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Unflushed Shit...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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