Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Is this a chair?

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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whats really hot the sun

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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