What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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gay rights

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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