Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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