- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock runs away laughing

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Amputations.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Hellen Keller

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

minced oaths

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Anne Frank.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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