- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

whats young and never moved? still born baby

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are penis

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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