- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

I cant think of one (._. )

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Your mom

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

who smells? •Liam

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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