- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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