- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Amputations.

minced oaths

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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