What's up? A direction...

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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monkey sponge

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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dfghfgdfhfdhfgdfghdfh

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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