roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats funny? ebola and 911

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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