What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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im a selling a car

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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whats really hot the sun

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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