- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

roses are red, violets are violet

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Knock knock runs away laughing

Knock, Knock. Come in.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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