Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is worse than hell?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops