why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What is brown and sticky?

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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