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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Obama-Care

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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