- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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