Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Mexicans working in an office

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What is 2+2? 4!

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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