What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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I cant think of one (._. )

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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