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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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