- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

World Peace

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Looks through the peephole.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

womens rights

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Left. That one direction...

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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