Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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YOU IS DUM

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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