- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

That's Racist

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Where's my tractor?

women leaving the kitchen

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