Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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