What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Amputations.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Nathan Gooderson.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A British man walks into a dental office.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

womens rights

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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