Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Enchilada

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Anti jokes.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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