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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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