Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Wolf Pussy

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Womens' rights.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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