- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Knock knock runs away laughing

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Pickles

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

World Peace

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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