What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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