what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Your mom

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Halo < COD

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penis hehehehe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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