what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What is worse

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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