- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Womens rights

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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