Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Amputations.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Pickles

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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