What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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robin, get in the car.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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