knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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ps3

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minced oaths

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Anne Frank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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