Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Your mom

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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