Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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women

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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