- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Frown is a four letter word.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Jake Bowar

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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