A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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anne hatthaway

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Hello

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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