Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Susie has Autism

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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