Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What is worse

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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