What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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