What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Your mom

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Lil' Wayne

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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