- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

women leaving the kitchen

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Jake Bowar

Kah-________-

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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