- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Anne Frank.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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