What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

whats better than 24................. 25

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Tennesse

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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