Why did the bunny eat his food

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Anti Joke

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