What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Looks through the peephole.

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womens rights

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Penis!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Left. That one direction...

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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