You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Lil' Wayne

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the your face joke

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"Hello." "Hi."

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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