Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Hello

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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