- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

S.O.P.A

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Homework.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Anti jokes.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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