What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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monkey sponge

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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the your face joke

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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