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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Will gropes Ebola victims

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

The 19th Amendment

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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