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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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who smells? •Liam

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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