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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Knock Knock It's Open!

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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