What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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