- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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