Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Amputations.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Anti Joke

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