Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

To mamas so fat shes fat

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Enchilada

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Barack Obama

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Hello

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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