what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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the your face joke

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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