Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Lebron Traveled

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

monkey sponge

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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