How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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666

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i love antijokes

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What is worse than hell?

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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