- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

It says so on your cap.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Roses are red Violets are penis

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

You smell bad? Cool.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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