Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What is worse

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What is worse than hell?

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Will you marry me?

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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