Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What is worse

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

penis

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Lebron Traveled

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

This is my joke. funny

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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