A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What is worse than hell?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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monkey sponge

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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The WNBA.

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the guy below me is gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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