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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Hello

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.