Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Once upon a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops