The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Whats9+10 19

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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