What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What is worse

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What is worse than hell?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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