- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Hellen Keller

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Whats9+10 19

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

A British man walks into a dental office.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

How do u shit With ur ass

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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