How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats funny? ebola and 911

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Your mom

who smells? •Liam

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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