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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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