- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

The WNBA.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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