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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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S.O.P.A

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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