A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

OGC - tilt your head

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

This is my joke. funny

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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