1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

potatoes

BWAT

Womens rights

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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