- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's funnier than 24? 25.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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