Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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