Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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