- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

democracy

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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