what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

democracy

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

A British man walks into a dental office.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Anne Frank.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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