Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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