- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Tennesse

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Du bist mein Kampf

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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