How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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monkey sponge

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c+t+c?

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The WNBA.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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