what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Your mom

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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