I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Jake Bowar

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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