Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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