A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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