your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Will gropes Ebola victims

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Obama-Care

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

123 Main street

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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