Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Anne Frank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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