What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

the your face joke

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

thumb_up thumb_down -94

What's funnier than 24? 25.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

thumb_up thumb_down +49

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops