- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What is a question?

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??