Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Women's Rights

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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