What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Penis

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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