a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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c+t+c?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Your mom goes to college

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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