- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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