- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

why did Max cry??? chicken

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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