- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Woman's Rights.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

It says so on your cap.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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