- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

a catholic priest and a young boy

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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