-Knock Knock. -Come in.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Amputations.

minced oaths

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

World Peace

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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