I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Knock Knock It's Open!

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

anne hatthaway

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What is worse than hell?

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