Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Amputations.

What sucks?

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Nathan Gooderson.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Anne Frank.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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