- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Knock knock (No one is home)

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Nah

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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