What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Women's rights.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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cms.......?????

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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