what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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The Economy

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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