Your mom goes to college

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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