What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Anne Frank.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

I cant think of one (._. )

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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