- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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