Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Icecream

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Poop

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

666

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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