Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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YOU IS DUM

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Lil' Wayne

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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the your face joke

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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