Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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The Holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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