What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Chaney is a dumb b****

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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