Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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