- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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