- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Hi Jacob You cool

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

The WNBA.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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