- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Hellen Keller

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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