- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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