Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

who smells? •Liam

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What is next?

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...