What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What is worse than hell?

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Men's rights.

Will you marry me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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