2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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democracy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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World Peace

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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