I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Your mom

who smells? •Liam

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Don't think of granny porn

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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