What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Susie has Autism

planking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

anne hatthaway

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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