- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

A British man walks into a dental office.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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