knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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The Holocaust

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Paul Dylan King!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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oh hiya come in

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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