Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Frown is a four letter word.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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