Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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women

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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