- Anti Joke

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.