What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Susie has Autism

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

To mamas so fat shes fat

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Enchilada

Hello

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Barack Obama

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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