How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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123 Main street

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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