What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Pickles

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

minced oaths

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

World Peace

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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