Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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