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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

It says so on your cap.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

You smell bad? Cool.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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