I cant think of one (._. )

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Penis!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Gestapo.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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