- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Chayton

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

S.O.P.A

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Anti jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Homework.

Hello

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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