i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

I cant think of one (._. )

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Don't think of granny porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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