What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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who smells? •Liam

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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