How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Whats9+10 19

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Anne Frank.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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