theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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