Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Women's rights.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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The Holocaust

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Paul Dylan King!

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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