Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What is worse than hell?

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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