- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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