Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Amputations.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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