what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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