What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

World Peace

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

How do u shit With ur ass

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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