- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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