What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

The WNBA.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Paul Dylan King!

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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