Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

World Peace

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Unflushed Shit...

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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