penis

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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The horse said "nay."

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Lebron Traveled

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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This is my joke. funny

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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