What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Womens' rights.

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Women's rights.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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The Holocaust

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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