How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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