Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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