A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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The WNBA.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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