Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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