A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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i love antijokes

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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