- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Kah-________-

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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