Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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the your face joke

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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