Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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I came.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Well, this is fun.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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