What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Penis jokes.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Communism

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

An asian walks out of math class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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