How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

how does peploe get around they walk

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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