- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Nathan Gooderson.

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