- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Avery has crabs.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

how does peploe get around they walk

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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