whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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