Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Your mother

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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