- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Nathan Gooderson.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??