why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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