how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Obama-Care

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

penis

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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