- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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