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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Nathan Gooderson.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

The Holocaust

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs