Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

World Peace

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do u shit With ur ass

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Penis!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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