Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What sucks?

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Blonde Entrepeneurs

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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