Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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This is my joke. funny

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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the guy below me is gay

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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