What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

whats pale and white your ass.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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