what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What sucks?

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Hellen Keller

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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