How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's up? The sky.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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weiner? balls

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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