What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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