Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Steve Jobs.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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