Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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suck my dick.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Amputations.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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