A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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