Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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