Knock Knock It's Open!

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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poop

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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