What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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i love antijokes

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What is worse

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whos gay? you are

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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