Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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