- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

a show horse jumps over a bar

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

That's Racist

Q: What's the point? A: .

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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guess what chicken butt

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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