S.O.P.A

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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imadewords

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Sex. That is all.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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It says so on your cap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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A jew went to Germany.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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