- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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