- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

suck my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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