What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Lil' Wayne

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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