Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Susie has Autism

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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