A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Flab

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Poop

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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