What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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