- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Steve Jobs.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Don't think of granny porn

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

women leaving the kitchen

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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