Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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