Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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weiner? balls

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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OGC - tilt your head

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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The WNBA.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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