- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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