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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Turn around.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

To mamas so fat shes fat

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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