My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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My mom.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Anti Joke

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