Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Hellen Keller

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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