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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Homework.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

potato farming

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

S.O.P.A

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Obama-Care

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

A man farted. Another man walked away.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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