why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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ha.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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This is my joke. funny

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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the your face joke

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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