Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

whos gay? you are

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

This is my joke. funny

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Ben Colbert is gay

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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