How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Hellen Keller

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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minced oaths

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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