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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Rock mattress.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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