Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What is a question?

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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