- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

c+t+c?

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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