- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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