Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Left. That one direction...

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

*you're

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Your mom

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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