A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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This is my joke. funny

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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