- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Obama-Care

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

penis

Sex. That is all.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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