- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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