Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Paul Dylan King!

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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