How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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The Holocaust

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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