Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Womens rights

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What sucks?

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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