- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Penis!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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