What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

thumb_up thumb_down +13

SC Johnson a Family Company

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops