Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

brett is a dick

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Knock Knock It's Open!

maddie latino

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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