- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

The Economy

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

4023145287

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??