the your face joke

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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