Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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123 Main street

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Obama-Care

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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whos gay? you are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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