- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Paul Dylan King!

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

The Charlotte bobcats.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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