What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Amputations.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Whats9+10 19

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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