What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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cory is gay

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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