- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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