What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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The Holocaust

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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