Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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YOU IS DUM

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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