Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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i love antijokes

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Asians

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Woman's Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Sex. That is all.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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c+t+c?

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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