Oh no! I forgot the milk!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

whos gay? you are

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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