Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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knock knock go away ok

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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