Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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