- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

A baby seal walks into a club...

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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