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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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poop

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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S.O.P.A

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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