You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Turn around.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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