How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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BWAT

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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