What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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BWAT

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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suck my dick.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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