Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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like for a handjob.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Du bist mein Kampf

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Where's my tractor?

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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