- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Knock knock (No one is home)

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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