They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Once upon a time.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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