like for a handjob.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Du bist mein Kampf

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Where's my tractor?

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

guess what chicken butt

Compton

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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