- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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