Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Your mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Rebecca Black

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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