What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

thumb_up thumb_down +24

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Chaney is a dumb b****

thumb_up thumb_down +22

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

thumb_up thumb_down +20

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops