whos gay? you are

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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imadewords

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This is my joke. funny

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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the guy below me is gay

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It says so on your cap.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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8===========D O:

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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