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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Once upon a time.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Will you marry me?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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