theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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