Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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