A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What sucks?

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Looks through the peephole.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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