- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What is brown and sticky?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Knock knock runs away laughing

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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