What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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suck my dick.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Hellen Keller

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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womens rights

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Looks through the peephole.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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