Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Women's Rights

weiner? balls

666

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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