How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What is worse than hell?

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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