Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Rock mattress.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is worse than hell?

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Canida

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Sex. That is all.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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