Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Lil' Wayne

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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