Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Obama-Care

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What is worse

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Sex. That is all.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Lebron Traveled

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

OGC - tilt your head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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