A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Lebron Traveled

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

monkey sponge

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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