Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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My Girlfriend

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What's up? The sky.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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