- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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