- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OGC - tilt your head

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

The horse said "nay."

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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