Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Wolf Pussy

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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