There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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