Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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My mom.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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