- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Whats White and sticky? Semen

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Men's rights.

Ben Colbert is gay

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Will you marry me?

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??