2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Once upon a time.

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c+t+c?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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It says so on your cap.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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YOU IS DUM

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Lil' Wayne

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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