How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What is worse

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

penis

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

OGC - tilt your head

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Lebron Traveled

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

This is my joke. funny

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

c+t+c?

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...