Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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