- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Your mom

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Women's rights.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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