chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

weiner? balls

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

whos gay? you are

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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