Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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YOU IS DUM

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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