What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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World Peace

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Your mother

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69

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42.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Amputations.

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minced oaths

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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