- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

who smells? •Liam

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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