- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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