Blonde Entrepeneurs

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Looks through the peephole.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Left. That one direction...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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