- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Once upon a time.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Will you marry me?

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Your mom goes to college

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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