man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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the your face joke

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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