You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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penis hehehehe

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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BWAT

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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