Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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