What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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World Peace

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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