What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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World Peace

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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