- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

World Peace

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Your mother

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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