- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Whats9+10 19

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Chaney is a dumb b****

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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