Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What sucks?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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