Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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666

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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123 Main street

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Asians

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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