Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Whats 0+0 0

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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