What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Whats9+10 19

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Steve Jobs.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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