What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Left. That one direction...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

*you're

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops