"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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The Economy

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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