Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Womens rights

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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