Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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minced oaths

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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