Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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