1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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