An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What is a question?

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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