Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Sorry boss

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Fruitcake

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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