A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Women's football

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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