A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Anti-joke.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Doorbell salesman.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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