What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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