What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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