Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Womens rights.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Obama is a good president.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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