Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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