why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Obama is a good president.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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