Guess what? What? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Junior's love life.

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dj miky

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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