- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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