- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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