Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Obama is a good president.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Womens rights.

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