- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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