Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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