What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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