- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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