What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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