once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Noah is Smart.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Your mom

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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