Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Well, this is fun.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Penis

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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hello

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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