Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Hitler was Jewish.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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