- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Knock knock. Come in.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Rock mattress.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

This is not a good joke.

Knock knock No one was home

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What flys? A fly

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Lebron Traveled

This is my joke. funny

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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