- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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