Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Men's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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