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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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