what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

robin, get in the car.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

My mom.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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