I can Nazi

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Where's my tractor?

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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