What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

SC Johnson a Family Company

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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