whos gay? you are

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Will you marry me?

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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