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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Obama-Care

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Knock knock No one was home

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Asians

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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