- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

women leaving the kitchen

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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