- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Du bist mein Kampf

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

women

What sucks?

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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