How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Banana(s)

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What sucks?

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Anne Frank.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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