Steve Jobs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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