what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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i love antijokes

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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