TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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penis

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What is worse

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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