A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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