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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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