What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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