Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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