- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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