A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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knock knock your gay

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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