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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

OGC - tilt your head

Lebron Traveled

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

The horse said "nay."

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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