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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Steve Jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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