You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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