What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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robin, get in the car.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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