why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Lil' Wayne

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

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