- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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