What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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