- Anti Joke

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.