- Anti Joke

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.