Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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cms.......?????

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Banana(s)

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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