If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What is worse than hell?

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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whos gay? you are

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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