"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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This is not a good joke.

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Rock mattress.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Lebron Traveled

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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This is my joke. funny

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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