A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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