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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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