Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What is worse

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Asians

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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