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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Knock Knock It's Open!

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

S.O.P.A

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Rock mattress.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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