Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Tennesse

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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