- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Steve Jobs.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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