- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

A fat boy walked into a party

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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