why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Paul Dylan King!

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

suck my dick.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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