how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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