guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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