- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

women leaving the kitchen

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

robin, get in the car.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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