Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Sex. That is all.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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c+t+c?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Lil' Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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