Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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