A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Kah-________-

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Anti Joke

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