What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What sucks?

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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