- Anti Joke

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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