You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Women's rights.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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My mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Obama-Care

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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