A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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i love antijokes

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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The horse said "nay."

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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