Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Womens rights

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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