- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Looks through the peephole.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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