Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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