- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

a show horse jumps over a bar

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Q: What's the point? A: .

That's Racist

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