Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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BWAT

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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