Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What is a question?

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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