- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

weiner? balls

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Asians

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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