- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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