- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

suck my dick.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Hellen Keller

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

minced oaths

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

ps3

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

womens rights

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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