What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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