Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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