- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What's up? The sky.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

brett is a dick

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

i love antijokes

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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