When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Tennesse

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

whats funny? ebola and 911

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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