Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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