whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Your Mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Sex. That is all.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Lebron Traveled

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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