who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Lil' Wayne

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Sarah Palin is President

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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