Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Steve Jobs.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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