whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Where's my tractor?

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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