- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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