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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Hitler was Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

The Economy

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

obama is a good president

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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