Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Rock mattress.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Canida

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is worse than hell?

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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