- Anti Joke

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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