What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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