- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Knock knock runs away laughing

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

minced oaths

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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