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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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