- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

c+t+c?

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

YOU IS DUM

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

"Hello." "Hi."

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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