Once upon a time.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Will you marry me?

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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YOU IS DUM

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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