What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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the your face joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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