What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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