How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Whats9+10 19

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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