- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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