I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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weiner? balls

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Obama-Care

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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123 Main street

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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whos gay? you are

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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