- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Jake Bowar

Left. That one direction...

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Frown is a four letter word.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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