How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Tennesse

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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