A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Kah-________-

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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