what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Looks through the peephole.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

whats young and never moved? still born baby

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Women's rights.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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