Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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