What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What is worse than hell?

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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