Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Flab

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whos gay? you are

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Once upon a time.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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c+t+c?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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