Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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The Charlotte bobcats.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Chuck Norris died.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Nathan Gooderson.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Anti Joke

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