- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

What sucks?

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

World Peace

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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