A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Star Wars

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Lebron Traveled

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