what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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OGC - tilt your head

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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