- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

A fat boy walked into a party

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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