what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Rebecca Black

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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