Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Homework.

stuff and dogs {()}

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

weiner? balls

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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