Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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like for a handjob.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Anti Joke

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