Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Lil' Wayne

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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I'm taken

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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