Wolf Pussy

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Women's rights.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What abou three times

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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