A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Poop

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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