An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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