What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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