Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Rebecca Black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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