Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Tennesse

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

women leaving the kitchen

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Rebecca Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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