- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Women's rights.

i love antijokes

penis

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Asians

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Sex. That is all.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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