Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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