robin, get in the car.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Susie has Autism

A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

What's up? The sky.

Hitler was Jewish.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Frown is a four letter word.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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