- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

SC Johnson a Family Company

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Your mom

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

whats funny? ebola and 911

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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