A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Wolf Pussy

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Paul Dylan King!

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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