- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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