- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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