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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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weiner? balls

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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