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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Once upon a time.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

c+t+c?

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Will you marry me?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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