Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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