Looks through the peephole.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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