How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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