- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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