The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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penis

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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