A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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