What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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The Holocaust

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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