Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

a show horse jumps over a bar

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

That's Racist

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

guess what chicken butt

1234 5

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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