Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Is this a chair?

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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A baby seal walks into a club...

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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