Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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