What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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