- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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