Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Asians

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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imadewords

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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OBAMA

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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YOU IS DUM

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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