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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Baseball

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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