Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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