What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Wolf Pussy

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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