Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Anti Joke

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