whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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suck my dick.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Hellen Keller

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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ps3

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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womens rights

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