- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What's white and very boney? A bone

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Womens' rights.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Paul Dylan King!

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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