- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

Small titties.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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