Your mother

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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:-)book

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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