Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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