What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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whos gay? you are

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Once upon a time.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Will you marry me?

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Small titties.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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