How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What is brown and sticky?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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