- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

A fat boy walked into a party

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*