- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

A fat boy walked into a party

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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