What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Left. That one direction...

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

women leaving the kitchen

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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