Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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like my drawing of a white person?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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