- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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My mom just died....

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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