When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Your mom

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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