- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

women's lacrosse.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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