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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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