In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

"Hello." "Hi."

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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