- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

OBAMA

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

YOU IS DUM

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

"Hello." "Hi."

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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