- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Knock knock No one was home

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

It says so on your cap.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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