girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Lebron Traveled

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

OGC - tilt your head

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

the guy below me is gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

It says so on your cap.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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