Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Obama-Care

What is an anti-joke? This is.

i love antijokes

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Asians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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