Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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