A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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dog

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Homework.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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