Why did the bunny eat his food

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Anti Joke

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