Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Will you marry me?

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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