A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Woman's Rights.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Canada's army

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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