Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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suck my dick.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Hellen Keller

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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