A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Will gropes Ebola victims

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

whos gay? you are

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

An iguana walks out of a bar

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

john liked the paper........ so he took it

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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