A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Knock knock *No one was home*

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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