- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

This is my joke. funny

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Will you marry me?

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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