- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

the your face joke

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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