Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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