what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Star Wars

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Homework.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Hello

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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