- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A baby seal walks into a club...

dog

Homework.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Flab

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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