How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Knock knock *No one was home*

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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