A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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