the guy below me is gay

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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