- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Asians

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

It says so on your cap.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

the guy below me is gay

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Will you marry me?

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