We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Knock, knock. Come in!

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

dog

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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S.O.P.A

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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