- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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