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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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