Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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