What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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The WNBA.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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