A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Looks through the peephole.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Penis!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Anti Joke

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