- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Hellen Keller

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

World Peace

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Penis!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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