What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Knock Knock No one answers....

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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