- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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