Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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