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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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