Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Women's Rights

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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