Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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women leaving the kitchen

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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