How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Tennesse

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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