Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Turn around.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Hello

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

weiner? balls

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Anti Joke

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