what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Sarah Palin is President

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Anti Joke

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