How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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S.O.P.A

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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