What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Sex. That is all.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Your Mom

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Lebron Traveled

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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