What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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i hate you.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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