A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Hitler was Jewish.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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