There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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penis

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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