Obama-Care

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What's up? The sky.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What is worse

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Sex. That is all.

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Asians

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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It says so on your cap.

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