- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What sucks?

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Steve Jobs.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

guess what? chicken butt.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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