Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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A seal walks into a club.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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