Chuck Norris died.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Jake Bowar

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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