What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

thumb_up thumb_down +8

My Girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock It's Open!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

To mamas so fat shes fat

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

poop

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

thumb_up thumb_down

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

thumb_up thumb_down

Whats funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down

What is an anti-joke? This is.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops