what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Knock, knock. Come in!

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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