How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Sarah Palin is President

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Wolf Pussy

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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