Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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imadewords

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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This is my joke. funny

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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