- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Your mom

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Poopsack Jones

My friends are like trampolines I have none

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

whats pale and white your ass.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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