- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Steve Jobs.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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women leaving the kitchen

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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