What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Jake Bowar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Compton

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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