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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.