What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

cms.......?????

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Banana(s)

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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