Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Canida

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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