Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Women's rights.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Sex. That is all.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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ha.

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antijokes

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NEVER

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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The WNBA.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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