roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

women leaving the kitchen

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Anti Joke

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