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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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