What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Sarah Palin is President

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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