A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What is a question?

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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