- Anti Joke

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Frown is a four letter word.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

What's up? The sky.

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