What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

brett is a dick

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

whos gay? you are

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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