- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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