What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

womens rights

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

like for a handjob.

Du bist mein Kampf

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Hellen Keller

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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