Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What's up? The sky.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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666

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Asians

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