- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Baseball

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How do u shit With ur ass

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