Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Asians

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

OGC - tilt your head

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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