- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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