What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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