there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Looks through the peephole.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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