How do u shit With ur ass

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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