A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Nah

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Whats9+10 19

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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