Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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There's no "i" in tim.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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