Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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