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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Women's rights.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Asians

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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c+t+c?

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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