Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

The Charlotte bobcats.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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