If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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