What is an anti-joke? This is.

Obama-Care

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

What is worse than hell?

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Canida

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

imadewords

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

OGC - tilt your head

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

This is my joke. funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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