My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Once upon a time.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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OGC - tilt your head

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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