what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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i hate you.

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potatoes

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Womens rights

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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