- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Hellen Keller

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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