Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

My mom.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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