A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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