whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

suck my dick.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Hellen Keller

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Amputations.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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