If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Vagina-Boob

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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cory is gay

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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8=D

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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