Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Vagina-Boob

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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