Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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My Girlfriend

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robin, get in the car.

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dog

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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