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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him