- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*