- Anti Joke

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

The 19th Amendment

Hitler was Jewish.

What's up? The sky.