- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

So dont touch it

Homework.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

You know George Washington? He died.

What is worse than hell?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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