Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Anne Frank.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

A fat boy walked into a party

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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