what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

K

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

ballsack

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

I only like NY as a friend.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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