- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

women's rights

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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