Frown is a four letter word.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What's up? The sky.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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