What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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