- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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