if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Jake Bowar

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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