- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Homework.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

My mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

dog

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

My Girlfriend

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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