Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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knock knock your gay

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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