What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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My Girlfriend

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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