Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Canida

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What is worse than hell?

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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