Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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