Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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My mom.

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Kah-________-

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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planking.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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