How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

The horse said "nay."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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