Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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cms.......?????

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Banana(s)

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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