- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Frown is a four letter word.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

My Girlfriend

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Knock Knock It's Open!

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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