- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Looks through the peephole.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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