- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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