- Anti Joke

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

"Up to 50% off."

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

The Economy

Hitler was Jewish.

Frown is a four letter word.