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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Baseball

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

How do u shit With ur ass

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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