What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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i love antijokes

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Asians

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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imadewords

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OGC - tilt your head

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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