knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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