Canida

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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T-Dog scare me

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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This is not a good joke.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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9/11/2001

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The horse said "nay."

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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