A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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ballsack

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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