What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

whats pale and white your ass.

My mom.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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