- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

It says so on your cap.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

How much is an abortion? A life

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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