- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

This is my joke. funny

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

the guy below me is gay

Roses are red Violets are penis

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

"Hello." "Hi."

Wolf Pussy

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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