- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Knock Knock It's Open!

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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