what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Womens rights

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potatoes

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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i hate you.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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