What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Women's rights.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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imadewords

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Lebron Traveled

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The horse said "nay."

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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