Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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1234 5

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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