Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Flab

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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whos gay? you are

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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imadewords

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