Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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robin, get in the car.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Chayton

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What's up? The sky.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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The Economy

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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