Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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