Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Poop

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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