what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock Knock No one answers....

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

whats pale and white your ass.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

My mom.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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