Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Your mother

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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