Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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8=D

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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obama is a good president

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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The 19th Amendment

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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whos gay? you are

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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