Tennesse

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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