Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Hitler was Jewish.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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