If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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cms.......?????

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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42.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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