Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Obama-Care

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

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