A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Baseball

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Your mother

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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