Chuck Norris.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Susie has Autism

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Why did the chicken cross the road?

obama is a good president

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Woman's Rights.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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