Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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