- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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