Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Don't think of granny porn

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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