Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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69

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like for a handjob.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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knock knock your gay

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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