Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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