whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Your mother

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Where's my tractor?

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Jake Bowar

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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