Lebron Traveled

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

The horse said "nay."

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Sarah Palin is President

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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