How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What is brown and sticky?

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What sucks?

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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