- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Looks through the peephole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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