An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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cms.......?????

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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