Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Hello

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Lil' Wayne

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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I'm taken

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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