Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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