- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

A fat boy walked into a party

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Don't think of granny porn

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