What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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knock knock your gay

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What sucks?

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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