What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

women's lacrosse.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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