sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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