ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Did you know?

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

S.O.P.A

stuff and dogs {()}

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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