How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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The Economy

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Hello

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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OBAMA

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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