why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Lil' Wayne

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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I'm taken

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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