What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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