- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Your Mom

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Anti jokes.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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