What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Star Wars

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potato farming

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S.O.P.A

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

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