It says so on your cap.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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