Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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