Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What's up? The sky.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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