why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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women leaving the kitchen

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Women's rights.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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