- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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