Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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I'm gay.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Lil' Wayne

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

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