- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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