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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Kah-________-

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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