how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Your mom goes to college

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What's white and very boney? A bone

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Anti Joke

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