- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Knock knock No one was home

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

I'm gay.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

This is my joke. funny

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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