- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

women's rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Turn around.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??