Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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