Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Tennesse

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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