- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

A fat boy walked into a party

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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