How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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The WNBA.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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