- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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