why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

AVI IS A FAG

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

whats pale and white your ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

My mom.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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