What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

women's lacrosse.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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