How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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