Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

whats funny? ebola and 911

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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