When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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My Girlfriend

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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potato farming

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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