- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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