- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Asians

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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