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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What is worse

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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