knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Asians

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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OGC - tilt your head

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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