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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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