- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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