A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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