Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Lil' Wayne

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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The WNBA.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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