Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Did you know?

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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S.O.P.A

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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dog

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Anti Joke

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