- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

A fat boy walked into a party

Your mother

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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