What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Whats9+10 19

minced oaths

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Anti Joke

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