cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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women leaving the kitchen

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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