Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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