- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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