What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

My friends are like trampolines I have none

whats pale and white your ass.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

cory is gay

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

AVI IS A FAG

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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