Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Anti Joke

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