What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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The Economy

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Obama-Care

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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