why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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