Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Knock Knock Come in

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Justin Bieber

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Your Mom

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Woman's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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