a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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