What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

BWAT

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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