what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Star Wars

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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