whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What is a question?

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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