Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

What sucks?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Justin Bieber

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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