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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

"Hello." "Hi."

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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