- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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