What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Microsoft Windows

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What is a question?

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Amputations.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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