Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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