how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Did you know?

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Susie has Autism

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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dog

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Anti Joke

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