- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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