Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Sarah Palin is President

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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