Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock, knock. Come in!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Obama-Care

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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