What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Hellen Keller

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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