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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Knock, knock. Come in!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

S.O.P.A

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

weiner? balls

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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