Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

suck my dick.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Left. That one direction...

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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