a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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