A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Looks through the peephole.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Penis!

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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