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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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