What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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