What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Did you know?

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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