Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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