A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Baseball

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Du bist mein Kampf

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How do u shit With ur ass

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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