Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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My mom just died....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Kah-________-

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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