- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Womens rights

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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