What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Lil' Wayne

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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