- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Du bist mein Kampf

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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