- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Looks through the peephole.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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