A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Obama-Care

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What is worse

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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OGC - tilt your head

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Once upon a time.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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