Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

A fat boy walked into a party

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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