whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Obama-Care

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

whos gay? you are

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

This is my joke. funny

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

the guy below me is gay

Roses are red Violets are penis

It says so on your cap.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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