What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Paul Dylan King!

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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