Asians

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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It says so on your cap.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Lil' Wayne

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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