What sucks?

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

World Peace

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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