what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

SC Johnson a Family Company

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

whats really hot the sun

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Susie has Autism

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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