- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

whos gay? you are

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

This is my joke. funny

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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