what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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the your face joke

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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