How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Left. That one direction...

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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