What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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My mom just died....

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Anti Joke

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