- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

SC Johnson a Family Company

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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