What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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i hate you.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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