My friends are like trampolines I have none

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Susie has Autism

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Anti Joke

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