what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What is a question?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Anti Joke

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