Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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S.O.P.A

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Obama-Care

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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