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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Amputations.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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