What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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potatoes

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Womens rights

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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