How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Hello

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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