- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Knock, knock. Come in!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Obama-Care

weiner? balls

123 Main street

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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