- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

women leaving the kitchen

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

My friends are like trampolines I have none

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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