what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How do u shit With ur ass

Penis!

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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