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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

whats pale and white your ass.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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