Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Hellen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What sucks?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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