- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

c+t+c?

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

YOU IS DUM

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

"Hello." "Hi."

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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