How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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