How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Left. That one direction...

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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