What's up? The sky.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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666

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What is worse

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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