what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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My mom just died....

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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