Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Susie has Autism

whats really hot the sun

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Knock Knock It's Open!

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

S.O.P.A

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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