What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

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