What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

weiner? balls

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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