- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat boy walked into a party

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Don't think of granny porn

Steve Jobs.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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