What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

women leaving the kitchen

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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