- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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