Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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