Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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BWAT

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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ps3

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Anti Joke

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