Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Left. That one direction...

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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