what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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