Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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