- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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