Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Steve Jobs.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Don't think of granny porn

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Tennesse

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women leaving the kitchen

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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