If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

This is my joke. funny

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

Whats White and sticky? Semen

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