- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Is this a chair?

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Star Wars

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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