- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

whos gay? you are

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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