- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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