- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

cms.......?????

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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