Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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