A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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*you're

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Don't think of granny porn

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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