- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

Blonde Entrepeneurs

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Looks through the peephole.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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