- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

suck my dick.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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