A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

thumb_up thumb_down -45

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

thumb_up thumb_down -47

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

thumb_up thumb_down -129

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

thumb_up thumb_down +88

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +66

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

223

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

thumb_up thumb_down +46

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

thumb_up thumb_down +42

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops