potato farming

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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S.O.P.A

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Homework.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Sex. That is all.

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What is worse

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Your Mom

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