What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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women's lacrosse.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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