4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

i love antijokes

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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