The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Penis!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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