- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Looks through the peephole.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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