- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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