Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Womens rights

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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