- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Tennesse

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

whats funny? ebola and 911

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