- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

minced oaths

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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