- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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