They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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It says so on your cap.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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YOU IS DUM

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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