Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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666

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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