HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

suck my dick.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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