What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Tennesse

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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