jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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