A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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