How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Will you marry me?

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

WILSON!!!!!!!!!

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Sarah Palin is President

What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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