How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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