- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Lebron Traveled

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What is worse

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

OGC - tilt your head

Asians

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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