- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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