If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Hellen Keller

Amputations.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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