- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Will you marry me?

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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