The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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BWAT

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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