- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Amputations.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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