- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What's up? The sky.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Asians

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

OGC - tilt your head

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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