Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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whos gay? you are

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What is worse

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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OGC - tilt your head

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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