Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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