Roses are red Violets are penis

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the guy below me is gay

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It says so on your cap.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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8===========D O:

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Wolf Pussy

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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