Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Baseball

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Your mother

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Penis!

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Anti Joke

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