- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

women leaving the kitchen

SC Johnson a Family Company

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Your mom

Tennesse

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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