c+t+c?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Lil' Wayne

thumb_up thumb_down -30

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

thumb_up thumb_down +81

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

thumb_up thumb_down +49

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops