Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

i love antijokes

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Asians

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Sex. That is all.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

OGC - tilt your head

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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