If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A man farted. Another man walked away.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Sex. That is all.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What is worse

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Lebron Traveled

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

It says so on your cap.

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