- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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