- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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