- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Du bist mein Kampf

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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