- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Penis!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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