Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

whos gay? you are

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Will you marry me?

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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