A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Roses are red Violets are penis

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Ben Colbert is gay

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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