- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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