- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Susie has Autism

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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