Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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