how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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