- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

whats pale and white your ass.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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