- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How do u shit With ur ass

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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