did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Hitler was Jewish.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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