What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Hellen Keller

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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