- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Amputations.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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