what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Obama-Care

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Women's Rights

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Sex. That is all.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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