What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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