Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What sucks?

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Hellen Keller

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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