One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Homework.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Hello

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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