Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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OGC - tilt your head

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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the guy below me is gay

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Anti Joke

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