What is a question?

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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