Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Don't think of granny porn

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

AVI IS A FAG

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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