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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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