What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

S.O.P.A

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Obama-Care

Women's Rights

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Sex. That is all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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