- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

women leaving the kitchen

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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