whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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666

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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Asians

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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