- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

Knock knock No one was home

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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