how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Asians

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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imadewords

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Sex. That is all.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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