penis

Sex. That is all.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

imadewords

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Once upon a time.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

c+t+c?

It says so on your cap.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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