- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Knock, knock. Come in!

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Obama-Care

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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