roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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