What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

women leaving the kitchen

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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