What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock Knock No one answers....

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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