why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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:-)book

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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