Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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BWAT

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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