what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What's up? The sky.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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666

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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