what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Homework.

stuff and dogs {()}

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

weiner? balls

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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