what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Will you marry me?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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