roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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whos gay? you are

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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It says so on your cap.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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