I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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weiner? balls

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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The WNBA.

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the guy below me is gay

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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