- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Compton

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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