- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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