- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

the your face joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

A day without sunshine is like night.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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