why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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