- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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