What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Your mom

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who smells? •Liam

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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