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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre