Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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im a selling a car

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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