Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Hellen Keller

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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