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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Will gropes Ebola victims

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

weiner? balls

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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