What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Left. That one direction...

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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