what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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imadewords

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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8===========D O:

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Wolf Pussy

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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