- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

World Peace

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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