How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Left. That one direction...

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Anti Joke

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