- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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