So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Tennesse

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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