- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

weiner? balls

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Obama-Care

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

123 Main street

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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