what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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My mom.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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