why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Did you know?

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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