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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Did you know?

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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