Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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