Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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