What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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