What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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