- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Steve Jobs.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Don't think of granny porn

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Tennesse

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

women leaving the kitchen

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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