- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Well, this is fun.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Do you know that car over there? No.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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