Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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SPAMS!!!

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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