- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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