whats pale and white your ass.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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