- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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