Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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women's lacrosse.

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What is a question?

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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