How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Sex. That is all.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Lebron Traveled

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Anti Joke

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