The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

whos gay? you are

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

OGC - tilt your head

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

the guy below me is gay

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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