why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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