roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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