Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Womens rights

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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