What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Baseball

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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