Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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World Peace

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Penis!

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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