Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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