Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

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