- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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