flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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AVI IS A FAG

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Anti Joke

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