What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Homework.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Hello

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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