- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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