What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

AVI IS A FAG

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

whats pale and white your ass.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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