Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Star Wars

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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