- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Knock, knock. Come in!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Obama-Care

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What is worse

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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