- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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