- Anti Joke

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock It's Open!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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