Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Asians

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Lil' Wayne

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Anti Joke

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