HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Paul Dylan King!

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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