you will die someday

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Knock Knock Come in

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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