Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Knock Knock No one answers....

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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