Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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My mom.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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