Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Once upon a time.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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