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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

a show horse jumps over a bar

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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