what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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