A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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women leaving the kitchen

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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