What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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imadewords

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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the guy below me is gay

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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8===========D O:

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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