Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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imadewords

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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OBAMA

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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YOU IS DUM

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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