Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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World Peace

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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