Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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9:11 make a wish

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Women's rights

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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