- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

How do u shit With ur ass

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

whats pale and white your ass.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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