- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

A day without sunshine is like night.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

The WNBA.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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