What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Tennesse

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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