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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

AVI IS A FAG

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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