Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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S.O.P.A

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Obama-Care

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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OGC - tilt your head

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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