- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A fat boy walked into a party

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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