You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

The WNBA.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

like my drawing of a white person?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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