Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Kah-________-

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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planking.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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poop

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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