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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

women leaving the kitchen

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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