Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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