how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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whos gay? you are

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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you will die someday

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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