What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Penis!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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