What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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cory is gay

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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