What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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I don't get it

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Avery has crabs.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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American Idol

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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