- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What's up? The sky.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

whos gay? you are

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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