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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

A baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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