The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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