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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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