Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Your mom goes to college

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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the your face joke

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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