OGC - tilt your head

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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the guy below me is gay

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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It says so on your cap.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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