What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Did you know?

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Susie has Autism

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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dog

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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