Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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