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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

S.O.P.A

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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