- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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