Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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