why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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