- Anti Joke

There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.