- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Hello

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Obama-Care

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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