An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Susie has Autism

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