A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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