Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Steve Jobs.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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