- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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