- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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