A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Obama-Care

whos gay? you are

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Asians

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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