OGC - tilt your head

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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