why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Once upon a time.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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