How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Amputations.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Baseball

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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