"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Will you marry me?

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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