What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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OBAMA

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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8===========D O:

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Wolf Pussy

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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