what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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:-)book

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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women leaving the kitchen

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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