Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Womens' rights.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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