- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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