women's lacrosse.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

roses are red, violets are violet

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Baseball

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

A fat boy walked into a party

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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