why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Homework.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Hello

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Women's Rights

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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