Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Your mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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