What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is worse

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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