If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Obama-Care

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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imadewords

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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like facebook.com/john maon

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