What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Lebron Traveled

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Once upon a time.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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