Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Will gropes Ebola victims

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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