A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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