- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

I cant think of one (._. )

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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