1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Paul Dylan King!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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