What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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:-)book

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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