- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

planking.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

poop

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Homework.

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