If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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obama is a good president

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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A ginger rapping.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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