- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

The WNBA.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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