- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Obama-Care

you will die someday

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

What is worse than hell?

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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