women's rights

Knock, knock. Come in!

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Flab

whos gay? you are

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Your Mom

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

john liked the paper........ so he took it

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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