- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Womens Rights.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

do you know what's so funny? yup

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

dead babies

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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