why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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It says so on your cap.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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the guy below me is gay

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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The WNBA.

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