S.O.P.A

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Hello

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

brett is a dick

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Obama-Care

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

666

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What is worse

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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