What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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S.O.P.A

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Flab

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Women's Rights

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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