- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

OGC - tilt your head

I'm gay.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

It says so on your cap.

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