There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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