- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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