Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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BWAT

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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