Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Hellen Keller

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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