- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

My mom.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Rebecca Black

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Kah-________-

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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