what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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YOU IS DUM

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Lil' Wayne

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"Hello." "Hi."

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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