What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What sucks?

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Looks through the peephole.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Left. That one direction...

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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