What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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