Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

AVI IS A FAG

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Did you know?

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

S.O.P.A

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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