- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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