When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Did you know?

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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dog

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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