What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What is brown and sticky?

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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cms.......?????

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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