- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What's white and very boney? A bone

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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