The WNBA.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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