Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

whats pale and white your ass.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Did you know?

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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