women leaving the kitchen

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Women's rights.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Rebecca Black

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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