Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Is this a chair?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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My Girlfriend

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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