Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's up? The sky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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i love antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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