- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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