Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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