A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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You know George Washington? He died.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Flab

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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whos gay? you are

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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