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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

john liked the paper........ so he took it

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Once upon a time.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Will you marry me?

How much is an abortion? A life

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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