Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What is worse than hell?

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

whos gay? you are

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

OGC - tilt your head

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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