How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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imadewords

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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