- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Lebron Traveled

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Lil' Wayne

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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