- Anti Joke

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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