Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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