- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

I only like NY as a friend.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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