- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Don't think of granny porn

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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