What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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