- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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