Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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