why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

whats pale and white your ass.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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