- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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