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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

It says so on your cap.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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