what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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robin, get in the car.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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