Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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