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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Obama is a good president.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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