- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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