Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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1unno;njfjk

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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8============D PEN1S

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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