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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

why did the chicken cross the road

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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