Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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steves legs

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Anti jokes.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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