A. Hey.. B. Hi

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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How do magnets work?

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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