- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

women's rights

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Baseball

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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