Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Whats9+10 19

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Your mother

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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:-)book

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

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