what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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The Holocaust

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Anti Joke

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