Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

women's rights

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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