A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Rebecca Black

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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planking.

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