- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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