- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

You know George Washington? He died.

So dont touch it

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Flab

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

whos gay? you are

Your Mom

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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