- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Tim's gay.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Mitt Romney for president.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Penis jokes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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