What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Womens' rights.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Anti Joke

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