Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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whos gay? you are

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Asians

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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