Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Women's Rights

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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