- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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