This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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