- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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