Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Kah-________-

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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planking.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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robin, get in the car.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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