Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Flab

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What is worse than hell?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

you will die someday

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Knock knock *No one was home*

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Sex. That is all.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

imadewords

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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