Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Obama-Care

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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This is not a good joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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