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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

I'm gay.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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