Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Anti Joke

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