Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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women's rights

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Turn around.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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