Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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