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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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