What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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