Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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you will die someday

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Lebron Traveled

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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