- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What's up? The sky.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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