How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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minced oaths

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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