Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

women's rights

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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