- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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