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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Your mother

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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