What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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women's rights

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Homework.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Turn around.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Hello

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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