What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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AVI IS A FAG

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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