What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What is a question?

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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