- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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