- Anti Joke

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What's up? The sky.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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