What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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