- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Knock, knock. Come in!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

S.O.P.A

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Obama-Care

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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