why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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