One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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