- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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