- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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