How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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whats really hot the sun

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Your social life

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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a little girl gets raped

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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