How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Yeah, totally.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Susie has Autism

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