- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The WNBA.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

i hate you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Womens rights

potatoes

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

like my drawing of a white person?

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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