How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Penis.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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your life

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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