- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

a man walked out of church and said F***!

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

weiner? balls

whos gay? you are

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

you will die someday

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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