I'm gay.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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