- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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