- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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