I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Flab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Women's Rights

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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