- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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