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Left. That one direction...

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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