Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Baseball

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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