Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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i hate you.

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Womens rights

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potatoes

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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