why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Baseball

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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