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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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