If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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