- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Hitler was Jewish.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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