Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Homework.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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