- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Looks through the peephole.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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