roses are red, violets are violet

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Baseball

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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