Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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