your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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