What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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