- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Timmy sad?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A child with cancer grows up.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??