Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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