what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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suck my dick.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Women's Basketball.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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no u

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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