whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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