Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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It says so on your cap.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Small titties.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Lil' Wayne

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Whats 0+0 0

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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