what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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