Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What is a question?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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