Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Sarah Palin is President

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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