Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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the guy below me is gay

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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