- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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