If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What is an anti-joke? This is.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Knock knock *No one was home*

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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