"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What's up? The sky.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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you will die someday

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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weiner? balls

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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