- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

women leaving the kitchen

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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