- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Du bist mein Kampf

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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