Compton

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Tennesse

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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robin, get in the car.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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My Girlfriend

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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