What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Chuck Norris died.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Chaney is a dumb b****

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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