2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

How do u shit With ur ass

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Anti Joke

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