What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Left. That one direction...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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