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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

To mamas so fat shes fat

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

21

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Women's Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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