Knock, knock. Come in!

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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