what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Sex. That is all.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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imadewords

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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OGC - tilt your head

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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the guy below me is gay

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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