What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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womens rights

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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