A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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