What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Baseball

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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