Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Yeah, totally.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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