- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Left. That one direction...

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock No one answers....

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