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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Pavel Novak

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Women's Rights

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Obama-Care

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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