Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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The Holocaust

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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