What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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poop

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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women's rights

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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So dont touch it

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