A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Will gropes Ebola victims

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

I only like NY as a friend.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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