- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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