OGC - tilt your head

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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