- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What's white and very boney? A bone

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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