Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Your mother

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Knock Knock No one answers....

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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