Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

I have read the Terms of Service.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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