Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Grapefruit.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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baby seal walks into a bar

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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