What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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