Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What is a dog? Bark

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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lololololololololol

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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World Of Warcraft

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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