What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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