- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

S.O.P.A

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

I have read the Terms of Service.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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