- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are penis

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Whats White and sticky? Semen

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

"Hello." "Hi."

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's white and very boney? A bone

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