why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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