Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

penis that is all

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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