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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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