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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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World Peace

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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