- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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