How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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women's lacrosse.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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cms.......?????

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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666 im christian

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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