- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Lebron Traveled

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Knock knock No one was home

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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