- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Your mom goes to college

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Justin Bieber

You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Hitler is my role model

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Lil' Wayne

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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