Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Obama-Care

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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