What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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