What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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This is not a good joke.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Will you marry me?

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Wolf Pussy

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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