what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Star Wars

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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