- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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