- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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