- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

roses are red, violets are violet

Penis.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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