How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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imadewords

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like facebook.com/john maon

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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antijokes

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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