Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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8===========D O:

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Lil' Wayne

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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