Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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The Economy

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Obama-Care

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whos gay? you are

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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