your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Did you know?

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Susie has Autism

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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potato farming

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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