Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Women's rights.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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cory is gay

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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