KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Obama-Care

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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