Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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