- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

HARRY EFFING STYLES

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Womens' rights.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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