How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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