What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Baseball

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

25

Looks through the peephole.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

How do u shit With ur ass

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

42.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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