Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Womens rights

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Microsoft Windows

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Anti Joke

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