Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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The WNBA.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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