This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Baseball

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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How do u shit With ur ass

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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