Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Flab

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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