What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

you will die someday

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Women's Rights

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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