Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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