- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Your mom

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

women leaving the kitchen

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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