You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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like my drawing of a white person?

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Microsoft Windows

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Penis.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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your life

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

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