- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

You want to hear a joke? Democract

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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