Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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