So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

you will die someday

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Knock knock *No one was home*

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Sex. That is all.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

imadewords

OGC - tilt your head

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

the guy below me is gay

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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