- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

women's rights

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Women's Rights

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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