Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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