- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

??????????????(?)/// ????????(^0^)/

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

whats pale and white your ass.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

??????????????(?)/// ????????(^0^)/

Hitler was Jewish.

My Girlfriend

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

whats pale and white your ass.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

??????????????(?)/// ????????(^0^)/

Hitler was Jewish.

My Girlfriend

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep