minorities.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Microsoft Windows

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Penis.

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