What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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