here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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