- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

whats pale and white your ass.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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