- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What sucks?

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Du bist mein Kampf

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Women"s Rights

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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