The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Where's my tractor?

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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