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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What is a question?

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Microsoft Windows

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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suck my dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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