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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

A guy is playing cod

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Knock, knock. Come in!

To mamas so fat shes fat

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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