Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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minced oaths

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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