why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Lebron Traveled

This is not a good joke.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

A jew went to Germany.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Small titties.

the guy below me is gay

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Anti Joke

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