- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

My Girlfriend

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Hello

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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