Robin, get in the Batmobile.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Baseball

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

How do u shit With ur ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Chaney is a dumb b****

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

42.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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