Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

women leaving the kitchen

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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