- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

I avhe dyiaexls.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

A Mexican walks into a club.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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