- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

Your mother

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

womens rights

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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