- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Knock knock (No one is home)

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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