What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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cory is gay

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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who smells? •Liam

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Susie has Autism

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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