what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Anne Frank.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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