Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Homework.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So dont touch it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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women's rights

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What is worse than hell?

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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weiner? balls

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