Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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My mom just died....

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Rebecca Black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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