Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Anti jokes.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Susie has Autism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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