Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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dog

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Obama-Care

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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