Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Pavel Novak

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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