What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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