- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

im black

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

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