Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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