What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Penis.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

A British man walks into a dental office.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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