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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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