So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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