Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Compton

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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