Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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i hate you.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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