Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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The Holocaust

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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