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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

It says so on your cap.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Once upon a time.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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