Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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women leaving the kitchen

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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