Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Obama-Care

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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you will die someday

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is worse than hell?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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