- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom

guess what? chicken butt.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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