- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I only like NY as a friend.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Whats funnier than 24? 25

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Asians

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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