How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Sarah Palin is President

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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