- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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obama is a good president

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

is mayonnaise an instrument?

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's up? The sky.

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