Woman's Rights.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What is worse than hell?

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Pavel Novak

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Asians

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Poop

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Looks through the peephole.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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