- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

S.O.P.A

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Flab

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Lebron Traveled

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Knock knock No one was home

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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