YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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I'm taken

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

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