- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Chuck Norris died.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Baseball

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

A British man walks into a dental office.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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