who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Penis in a box.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Poopsack Jones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Rebecca Black

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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