Lebron Traveled

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Once upon a time.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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