What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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