A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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