- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Womens' rights.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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