How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Sex. That is all.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Asians

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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