What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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