why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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