A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Penis

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Poop

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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i love antijokes

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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