- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brett is a dick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Woman's Rights.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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