Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

A child with cancer grows up.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

balls in ya mouf

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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