What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

obama is a good president

What's up? The sky.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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My Girlfriend

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

666

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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