why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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women leaving the kitchen

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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