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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

666 im christian

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

roses are red, violets are violet

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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