- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Asians

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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