What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Chuck Norris died.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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