How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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The WNBA.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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