- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Looks through the peephole.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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