Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Microsoft Windows

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What is a question?

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cms.......?????

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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