Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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obama is a good president

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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My mom.

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21

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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8=D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Hey

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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My Girlfriend

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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