Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Anti Joke

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