Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Video Games

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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