- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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