What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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