What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Flab

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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you will die someday

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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