how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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minced oaths

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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