What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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stuff and dogs {()}

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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