What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Lil' Wayne

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Whats 0+0 0

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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The WNBA.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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