How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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