What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

whats pale and white your ass.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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