Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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weiner? balls

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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