What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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