Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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My Girlfriend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What's up? The sky.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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