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T-Dog scare me

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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YOU IS DUM

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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