Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did you say? I don't know.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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