What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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womens rights

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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