Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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I'm taken

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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