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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

I only like NY as a friend.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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