A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Obama-Care

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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