- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay? you are

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Will you marry me?

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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