Will you marry me?

NEVER

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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