Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Anti Joke

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