why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Poopsack Jones

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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robin, get in the car.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Frown is a four letter word.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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maddie latino

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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