Knock knock. Come in.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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This is not a good joke.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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