I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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9/11

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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I'm taken

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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