'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

S.O.P.A

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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