- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The WNBA.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

potatoes

i hate you.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Womens rights

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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