A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Paul Dylan King!

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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