Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Anti jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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obama is a good president

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8=D

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Hey

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Susie has Autism

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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The 19th Amendment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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