Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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dog

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Hey

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Woman's Rights.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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