Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Haha

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Poop

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Ancient Greeks rights

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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