- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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