- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are violet

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Penis.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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