why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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