did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

How much is an abortion? A life

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

YOU IS DUM

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

I'm taken

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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