What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What is worse

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Asians

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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