When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Asians

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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the guy below me is gay

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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