- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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