Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Hummer.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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9/11

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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