- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

A man farted. Another man walked away.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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