So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Knock knock *No one was home*

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Lebron Traveled

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

This is not a good joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

A jew went to Germany.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Small titties.

the guy below me is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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