Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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