Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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OGC - tilt your head

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Will you marry me?

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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