- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What's up? The sky.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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