Hello Braydon

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Laura Pratz..

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What is a dog? Bark

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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