What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Microsoft Windows

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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ps3

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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cms.......?????

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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