A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

A fat boy walked into a party

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...