Homework.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Flab

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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whos gay? you are

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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you will die someday

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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