What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Video Games

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Anti Joke

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