A baby seal walks into a club.

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Pickles

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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