Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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The Holocaust

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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