What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Yeah, totally.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Women's rights.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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