- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What is worse than hell?

Flab

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

weiner? balls

Women's Rights

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

you will die someday

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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