- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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