- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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