Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Anti Joke

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