A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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