Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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whos gay? you are

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Women's Rights

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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