What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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