Mitt Romney for president.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Women's rights.

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Don't think of granny porn

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Your Mom

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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