Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Looks through the peephole.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Anti Joke

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