why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Black people

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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