Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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cms.......?????

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

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