What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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