Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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