Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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