what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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:-)book

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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My mom just died....

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

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