wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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women's rights

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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