Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Hitler was Jewish.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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My mom.

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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