Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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