- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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