Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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The Holocaust

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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roses are red, violets are violet

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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