A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Knock knock *No one was home*

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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