Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Rebecca Black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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planking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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