- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

To mamas so fat shes fat

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Women's Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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