- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat boy walked into a party

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

cory is gay

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Tennesse

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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