What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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i hate you.

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Womens rights

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potatoes

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Microsoft Windows

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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suck my dick.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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cms.......?????

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Hellen Keller

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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