- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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