Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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i hate you.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is a question?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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