- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Penis.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Chuck Norris died.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Whats9+10 19

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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