- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

weiner? balls

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

you will die someday

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