What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Womens rights

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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