- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Osama Bin Laden dies.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

To mamas so fat shes fat

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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