What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Homework.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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