I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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the guy below me is gay

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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