Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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It says so on your cap.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Small titties.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Lil' Wayne

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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