why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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