what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Whats9+10 19

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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