How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What is a question?

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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