- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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