One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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robin, get in the car.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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