How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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My Girlfriend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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