Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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The WNBA.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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