What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Whats9+10 19

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

Du bist mein Kampf

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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