Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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planking.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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women's rights

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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