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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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