- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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