Tennesse

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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