what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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