- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

penis that is all

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Knock Knock No one answers....

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