Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What's up? The sky.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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