- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

women leaving the kitchen

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

who smells? •Liam

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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