What's white and very boney? A bone

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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