How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Once upon a time.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Small titties.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Sarah Palin is President

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"Hello." "Hi."

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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